Dog logic is endearingly adorable – no matter how backward it may seem at times! There’s something magical about a dog’s thought process. Or at least, magic MUST be involved in it somewhere because sometimes what they want (like for you to throw a ball they don’t want to give you) is absolutely impossible by human logic! Sometimes, you need to think like a dog to understand your friend – and even then, you still may not understand.
Here’s some quick dog logic to help you get started.
Is it on the counter? Is it food? Doesn’t matter. They’ll MAKE it food and they want it in their mouths.
It could be the mailman like it has been every day. Or it could be an assassin. Better bark like crazy just in case.
It might be too cold inside and too hot outside. It is absolutely possible break even if you keep moving in and out.
Sticking his head out of the window is the BEST PART!
So long as it isn’t kibble, it’s food.
You’re judging him when he pees on his things. He might be judging you when you write your name on your food so your roommates don’t eat it. Who’s really the weird one, here?
It doesn’t matter if he eats it too fast to taste it – food in belly is food in belly!
Puppy kisses have the same healing powers mom kisses have, probably. Even if not, you’re still gonna get them if you’re on the floor like that.
Your “good side” is more than just the one you take your selfies on.
The circle is magic, and will make the bed a thousand times more comfortable.
The bath is where the mud he collected at the park goes to die. He worked hard collecting that mud.
And if you need help understanding, you can print this guide out and keep it in your pocket for the next time your dog needs to you to think like he does.
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