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16 Paw-some Pup Puns To Make You LOL

Written by: Adri Sandoval
Adri Sandoval is the Special Projects Manager for iHeartDogs and iHeartCats. Her work has deepened her love for animals, fostering a strong passion for rescue and animal advocacy.Read more
| Published on April 12, 2017

Looking for a good ice breaker to use next time you’re at the dog park? See a cute pup and want to say hi? These dog jokes and puns are im-paw-sible to resist! Keep them in your pocket for the next time you’re out and want to make peoples’ eyes roll-over! Almost guaranteed to make your friends laugh, groan, or just stop inviting you out!

 

Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?

You might step in a poodle!

 

What is a dog’s favorite thing to read?

A pup – up book!

 

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A Labra-cadabra-dor!

Image Source: Petful.com via Flickr

 

What do you call a dog outside in the winter?

A chilly-dog!

 

What do you call a dog outside in the summer?

A hot dog!

 

How can you tell that your dog needs to go on a diet?

He looks a little Husky!

 

A man visited a zoo that had only one animal – a dog.

It was a Shih tzu.

 

What kind of dog loves baths?

A shampoodle!

 

How did the Jack Russell feel when he went to the vet?

Terrier-fied!

Image Source: Stewart Black via Flickr

 

What is a vegetarian dog’s favorite food?

Collie-flower!

 

What do you call a seagull who buzzes?

A bee-gle!

 

Why did the dog want a makeover?

She felt Pugly!

 

What kind of dog will always win a fight?

A Boxer!

 

Image Source: Sam Craig via Flickr

 

 

Why don’t you leave a Doberman alone with your girlfriend?

He might Pinscher!

 

What kind of dog speaks Italian?

A Ciao Ciao!

 

What is a cheerleader’s favorite dog?

A Pom – Pomeranian!

 

What kind of dog did King Midas have?

A Golden Retriever!

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