Shelter Dog Meal Donation Count:

Learn More

10 Hilarious Things Only a Bulldog Owner Would Understand

Written by: Arlene Divina
Arlene Divina, one of the content writers at IHD, loves going on adventures with her adorable fur baby. She now creates informative content for pet parents. Read more
| Published on May 16, 2023

Hello, fellow Bulldog buddies! As a lifelong Bulldog owner, I know that life with these adorably grumpy-faced pups is a delightful mix of laughter, slobber, and love. Bulldogs are a breed unlike any other, with their endearing quirks and comedic antics. So, let’s dive into ten laugh-out-loud scenarios that only a Bulldog owner would understand.

1. The Bulldog Snort

Bulldogs are not the most graceful of breeds. They snort, they wheeze, and they make a whole range of peculiar sounds that would worry a non-Bulldog owner. But to us, it’s just the sweet symphony of Bulldog life.

2. The Slobber Saga

If you’re a Bulldog owner, you know that slobber is just a part of your home décor. It’s on your clothes, your furniture, even on your walls. And don’t even think about escaping the slobbery kisses. Those wet, sloppy displays of affection are a Bulldog’s specialty.

3. The Art of the Bulldog Nap

Bulldogs have turned napping into fine art. They can sleep anywhere, anytime, and in the most hilarious positions. Ever seen a Bulldog sleeping on its back, legs splayed, snoring like a freight train? Pure comedy gold.

4. The Food Enthusiasm

Bulldogs love food. A lot. They’ll do a joyful little dance when it’s mealtime, and their intense concentration while eating is both funny and a little scary. But beware of the post-meal burps – they can rattle your windows!

5. The Stubborn Streak

Bulldogs are known for their stubbornness. Once they decide not to do something, no amount of persuasion will change their mind. It’s like arguing with a very cute, very stubborn brick wall.

6. The Dramatic Overheating

Take a Bulldog for a walk on a warm day, and you’ll soon be lugging a panting, dramatically wilting pup who refuses to take another step. Bulldogs and heat don’t mix, and they make sure to let the whole world know about it.

7. The ‘Bully’ Run

Ever seen a Bulldog run? It’s a sight to behold. With their stocky build and distinctive waddle, Bulldogs running is a hilarious spectacle that never gets old. But don’t laugh too loud – they’re sensitive about their athletic abilities.

8. The Tail Chasing

Bulldogs chasing their little stumpy tails is one of the funniest things you’ll ever see. They’ll spin in circles, baffled and frustrated, providing endless entertainment for their human observers.

9. The Fearless Farting

Bulldogs have no shame when it comes to passing gas. They’ll let one rip with a loud snort, then look around innocently as if to say, “Who, me?” The stench can be eye-watering, but their nonchalance is simply hilarious.

10. The Unconditional Love

The most heartwarming and humorous part of owning a Bulldog is the depth of their love for their humans. They’ll follow you around, sit on your feet, and gaze at you with such adoration that you’ll feel like a superstar. Their dedication is as touching as it is comical.

Life with a Bulldog is a journey filled with laughter, stubbornness, and buckets of slobber. Their quirks and eccentricities make every day an amusing adventure. So here’s to the Bulldog owners, navigating this hilarious, drool-filled, joyous life that only we can truly understand.

Recent Articles

Interested in learning even more about all things dogs? Get your paws on more great content from iHeartDogs!

Read the Blog