Hello there, fellow fur-parents! If you’re a proud owner of a Collie, or better yet, a whole clan of them, you’ve just found your tribe. Today, I’m going to share the top 10 things that only we Collie enthusiasts truly understand. Prepare for a wagging tail of laughter, bewilderment, and pure Collie love.
1. The Collie Stare
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. If that’s true, then Collies have the most expressive souls in the canine world. Whether it’s the ‘feed me now’ stare, the ‘throw that ball already’ stare, or the ‘how dare you to leave without me’ stare, you can bet your last dog biscuit they have a gaze for every occasion. And forget about eating anything in peace; you’ll forever be under the scrutiny of those keen eyes.
2. The Broom Obsession
For some unfathomable reason, Collies have a deep-rooted fascination with brooms. Maybe they think it’s a giant, static game of fetch? Or perhaps it’s a vendetta against cleaning? Regardless, prepare for the battle of the broom every cleaning day.
3. The Lassie Syndrome
Every other person you meet is going to ask, “Is that Lassie?” No matter the color or exact breed of your Collie, to the rest of the world, you are living with a celebrity. Your beloved pet is forever typecast as the hero of childhood TV – but hey, at least they’re in good company!
4. Collie Conversations
A Collie isn’t content with just a bark or a whine; they have full-blown conversations. With a range of sounds that would put a symphony orchestra to shame, they’re always ready to debate, express their displeasure, or just chat about their day. Every Collie owner knows that coming home to silence is about as likely as them suddenly sprouting wings.
5. The Frisbee Fanatic
Collies don’t just fetch; they’re Frisbee fanatics. Their acrobatic leaps and mid-air catches could easily give professional athletes a run for their money. If there was an Olympic event for frisbee fetching, we’d all be gold medalists.
6. The Border Collie Pouts
They’re the canine masters of emotional manipulation. One look at that droopy face and those pleading eyes, and you’ll find yourself incapable of saying no. Whether they want an extra treat, a longer walk, or your side of the bed, resistance is futile.
7. The Coat Chronicles
Owning a Collie means you’re in a lifelong relationship with their fur. It’s on your clothes, in your food, and yes, even in your morning coffee. And let’s not forget the seasonal ‘fur explosions.’ It’s like living in a snow globe, except the snowflakes are Collie fluff.
8. The Endless Energy
Collies have two modes: 100 mph and sleep. And sleep mode is a rare luxury. Be prepared for non-stop action, from sunup to sundown. Who needs a gym membership when you have a Collie?
9. The Herding Habit
It’s no secret Collies were bred for herding. But what they don’t tell you is that your Collie will try to herd everything. Children, cats, other dogs, and yes, even you. You haven’t lived until you’ve been herded into the kitchen by a determined Collie.
10. The Unconditional Love
Last but certainly not least, is the boundless, unwavering love that only a Collie can give. They are loyal to a fault, loving you unconditionally, whether you’ve been gone five minutes or five hours. It’s a love so strong, so profound, it makes all the aforementioned quirks worth it.
So, there you have it. The quirks, the humor, and the endless charm of Collies. They’re not just a breed; they’re a way of life. And for those of us lucky enough to share our homes and our hearts with them, we wouldn’t have it any other way.
Toledo, United States.
