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8 Problems Only a Rottweiler Owner Would Understand

Written by: Arlene D.
| Published on June 6, 2023

Ah, the Rottweiler – a bundle of strength, loyalty, and slobbery kisses. These robust canines are notorious for being misunderstood by the general public. But as a proud Rottweiler owner, you know better. Beneath that imposing exterior lies a goofy, affectionate pet who’s also the source of some uniquely hilarious ‘problems.’ Without further ado, let’s delve into these delightful dilemmas.

1. The Misunderstood ‘Rottie Smile’

Those who know Rottweilers are familiar with the classic ‘Rottie Smile.’ It’s their unique way of baring their teeth in a grin-like expression when they’re happy. However, to the uninitiated, a ‘smiling’ Rottie can seem a tad… alarming. Brace yourself for some wide-eyed guests when your Rottweiler decides to flash their pearly whites in delight.

2. The Immovable Object Syndrome

Rottweilers are strong and sturdy, traits they tend to use to their advantage when they don’t feel like moving. Trying to get a Rottie off your bed or couch? You’d have better luck moving a mountain. These dogs transform into immovable objects when comfortable, and persuading a relaxed Rottie requires tact, strength, and usually, some form of bribery.

3. The Drool Pools

Rottweilers drool. A lot. You’ll find slobbery spots on your floors, walls, and occasionally, your clothes. In fact, ‘Rottie owners should consider adding “highly skilled at dodging drool” to their resumes. Always keep a mop handy, and remember – drool is just a sign of affection (or so we tell ourselves).

4. The Stealthy Food Thieves

With their keen noses and impressive height, Rottweilers have an uncanny knack for food theft. They can swipe a sandwich off the counter quicker than you can say “Drop it!” Consider it their way of telling you that your culinary skills are up to par.

5. The Loyal Shadows

Rottweilers are known for their loyalty, often expressed through their propensity to follow you around like a shadow. Bathroom trips, kitchen escapades, even peaceful naps – your Rottie will be right there, watching over you. It’s like having your personal bodyguard, who also occasionally tries to sit on your lap.

6. The Playful ‘Hip Checks’

Rotties are playful, and they love a good game of body check or ‘hip check.’ It’s all fun and games until you find yourself knocked off your feet by a 100-pound mass of fur and enthusiasm. Brush up on your balancing skills, or better yet, consider taking up sumo wrestling to deal with these playful nudges.

7. The Territorial Tendencies

Rottweilers have a strong instinct to protect their family and territory. This can sometimes lead to extreme reactions towards the mailman, delivery folks, or random squirrels. You may often find yourself reassuring people that your dog is a sweetheart, and the booming bark is just their way of saying hello.

8. The Excessive Cuddling

Rotties might look fierce, but they’re real softies at heart. They have an infinite capacity for cuddles and affection, often forgetting their size in the process. Brace yourself for an onslaught of slobbery kisses, warm snuggles, and occasional accidental squishing when your Rottie decides it’s cuddle o’clock.

Owning a Rottweiler is like living with a gentle giant who’s protective, goofy, and eternally loyal. Despite these so-called ‘problems,’ the love and companionship a Rottweiler offer make every drool-filled, overprotective, shadowing moment absolutely worth it. At the end of the day, the only real problem is figuring out how such a massive creature can fit so perfectly into your heart.

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