Ah, Westies, or West Highland White Terriers as the dog show folks like to call them. Their perky ears, bright white fur, and irresistible charm can warm any heart. Yet, beneath this adorable exterior lie several traits that can leave owners scratching their heads. So, let’s delve into the humorous world of the eight problems only a Westie owner would understand.
1. It’s a White World After All
Westies, as their name suggests, are an immaculate white, which is wonderful until you realize just how often they need to be cleaned. They possess a magnetic pull towards mud and dirt. No puddle or mud patch is too small to resist a frolic, often turning your beautiful white dog into something resembling a chocolate dip. Pro tip: Always have a doggy towel on standby and consider investing in a dog-friendly, dirt-repelling conditioner.
2. The Great “Barking at Nothing” Conundrum
Westies have the uncanny ability to bark, and bark loudly, at what appears to be absolutely nothing. It’s like they have access to an alternate reality where invisible squirrels run amok. As an owner, you’ll learn the fine art of deciphering barks, only to realize most of the time, it’s just a leaf blowing in the wind.
3. The Unending Energy Reserves
Westies seem to have a personal vendetta against the concept of rest. It’s as if they’ve signed a contract stating they will be small, dynamo balls of energy. Ready for a nap? Your Westie is ready for round twelve of fetch. Just poured a glass of wine and sat down to relax? Time to initiate zoomies around the living room!
4. The Unstoppable Digging Machine
Westies were originally bred for hunting, and it seems they haven’t forgotten their roots. They have a strong instinct to dig. Your garden, the beach, your pristine white carpet – everything’s fair game. It’s always wise to keep a close eye on them unless you fancy recreating the ‘Trenches of the World War’ in your backyard.
5. The Selective Listening
Westies are incredibly intelligent, which is why they’re very good at pretending they didn’t hear you. Call their name, and they’ll give you a look that clearly says, “I’m busy right now, check back later”. The trick to dealing with this? Good luck, you’re going to need it!
6. The Fur-nado
Despite their short fur, Westies have a double coat that sheds, especially during certain seasons. You’ll find small, white tufts of hair in the oddest places, like your morning cup of coffee. Even your black clothes will look like they’ve been through a snowstorm. Your vacuum cleaner will earn its keep, and lint rollers will become your new best friends.
7. The Strangers-Are-Just-Friends-I-Haven’t-Met-Yet Attitude
Westies believe the world is their oyster, and everyone in it, their friend. They’ll often pull on the leash, trying to meet (read: enthusiastically jump on) strangers. This may lead to surprising interactions with people who weren’t exactly looking for a canine encounter.
8. The “If I Fits, I Sits” Syndrome
Despite their energetic nature, Westies can curl up and fit into the smallest spaces when they finally decide to rest. Don’t be surprised if you find them snuggled inside your laundry basket, nestled among the warm clothes. And while it’s tempting to take pictures of these moments for the ‘Gram, remember to check your shoe before you slip your foot into it.
Being a Westie owner is a wild, heartwarming ride. These dogs will make you laugh, sigh in exasperation, and leave you wondering how such a small package can hold so much personality. But when your Westie looks up at you with their bright, mischievous eyes, you know you wouldn’t trade them for the world. Westie owners, stand strong – and maybe invest in a good pair of earplugs!
Toledo, United States.
