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Girlfriend Gave Her Partner An ‘Ultimatum’, Demands Either “The Dog Goes” Or “She Goes”

Written by: Dee Michaels
Dee Michaels is a passionate and accomplished writer, renowned for his heartwarming and engaging stories on more
| Published on June 21, 2024

It is said that a dog is the most loyal of companions, and this has certainly been true in my experience. Dogs are always so eager to greet us when we come back home; they provide unconditional love and joyous playtime with their owners. This gives us an incredible bond—some people even feel closer to their pets than many other humans!

So it’s no wonder why this man was devastated when his girlfriend gave him an ultimatum that threatened the relationship he had with his beloved pup. He now faced an incredibly difficult choice…

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When his girlfriend said the only way she’d move in was if he got rid of their loyal pup, the boyfriend found himself facing a difficult decision. But then something quite ingenious happened: He decided to post an advertisement on Craigslist—a clever solution that could not have been more brilliant.

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“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. So I have to rehome her. She is purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4-years. She likes to play games. Not trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”

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“So… anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! My dog and I want her re-homed ASAP!”

Who could have anticipated such a result? Thankfully, they were able to determine that living together wasn’t going to work before actually committing. It’s true what they say: one should never attempt to come between a man and his canine companion!

Such the perfect answer! What do you think of the response?


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