If you’re a dog parent, chances are, your dog makes you laugh, in some way, every single day. And some people are particularly good at putting their pups’ silly antics–or our quirky thoughts about them–into words! If you need a good chuckle, these hilarious tweets are sure to do the trick!
For animals with an “amazing sense of smell” dogs sure do sniff piles of turds for a long time before realizing “Whoops, these are turds”
— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) May 24, 2013
is it true that you’ve been a very good boy pic.twitter.com/nU9jXDD5vg
— allison (@allstn) September 6, 2015
FAKE BREEDS I’VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 24, 2013
“You bought the wrong dog food, he hates this kind!” said my wife of our dog who once literally ate another dog’s puke.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) April 16, 2015
Sometimes when Spock farts he jumps up and looks at his butt like it has betrayed him.. #MyPetIsWeird #bulldog #frug #dog #rescue #mutt #pug
— Spock’s Person (@vulcanpawlute) May 14, 2016
After I change clothes, my dog tries to attack me because she thinks I’m a different person. @jimmyfallon #MyPetIsWeird
— Jesse Harp (@jesseharp19) April 27, 2016
My dog once sniffed the butt of a dog on TV, true story! jimmyfallon @FallonTonight #MyPetIsWeird
— Jeff Coats (@JeffCoats) April 27, 2016
@jimmyfallon #MyPetIsWeird My beagle used to back his behind into my neighbors’ chainlink fence, then poop thru it into neighbors’ yard
— Judi Gaudreau (@judi_jaygee) April 28, 2016
#MyPetIsWeird @jimmyfallon Every Time a airplane goes over our house my dog goes crazy and humps the first pillow he sees at super speed! ✈️
— Joe Dirt (@ByfordBrandon) April 29, 2016
My dog, Wally, is afraid of his own bark. He runs and hides between our legs after he barks, #MyPetIsWeird @jimmyfallon
— Alex Kaseberg (@AlexKaseberg) April 28, 2016
Anytime my fiancé kisses me, my dog must rapidly lick me to prove her love is even greater. #MyPetIsWeird
— C (@crissysaid) April 28, 2016
“Loving this concept.” – God designing dogs
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) January 21, 2015
Sorry I wasn’t listening when you were talking about your dog. I was busy looking in my phone for a picture of my superior dog.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) January 25, 2015
When dogs sniff pee on a tree, that’s like their facebook.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 7, 2011
Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place
— Worst Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) August 7, 2015
“Bro check out that DILP.”
“Where? Wait what’s a DILP?”
“Dog I’d Like to Pet.”— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 23, 2014
*backflips out of bushes*
can I pet your dog— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 18, 2015
