Life with an Old English Sheepdog (OES) is like living in a quirky comedy where the punchlines are delivered in barks and the jokes revolve around a mop of fur. Here are 10 hilarious things that every OES owner will recognize, nod, and laugh with.
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The Hair, Everywhere
Owning an OES means you’re perpetually covered in dog hair. Your clothes, your furniture, your car, even your food, will have a touch of OES fluff. Cleaning up after an OES is like trying to vacuum up a snowstorm. On the bright side, you’ll never need to buy a feather boa for a fancy dress party again.
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The “Where’s the Dog?” Game
One of the joys of OES ownership is playing a daily game of “Where’s the Dog?” Their shaggy coat can easily blend in with your rugs or furniture. Many OES owner has jumped in fright when their ‘rug’ suddenly got up and walked away.
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The Sheep Herding Shenanigans
An OES’s herding instincts are deeply ingrained. They’ll herd anything and everything, from your kids to your cat. Watching your OES try to herd a group of squirrels or a stray leaf is a laugh-out-loud moment that never gets old.
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The OES vs. The Stairs
Stairs and OESs have a love-hate relationship. They love going up but hate coming down. It’s a hilarious spectacle watching your OES trying to navigate stairs, often sliding down on their belly, as if they’re on a funfair slide.
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The Drool Factor
OESs drool. A lot. You’ll find yourself constantly wiping drool off your furniture, your clothes, and even your walls. Owning an OES means you’re always ready for a surprise shower. And the best part? They always seem so proud of their slobbery gifts.
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The “Dog or Mop?” Debate
An OES’s unique appearance often leads to hilarious misunderstandings. You’ll lose count of the number of times people have asked if you’re walking a dog or a mop. And when they sit still, it’s easy to mistake them for an oversized stuffed toy.
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The Clownish Antics
Old English Sheepdogs have a sense of humor. They love to entertain and their antics can brighten even the gloomiest day. From chasing their tail in dizzying circles to trying to ‘dig’ a hole on your carpet, they’re the epitome of clownish charm.
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The Reverse Play
OESs have a peculiar habit of walking backward when they’re excited or playful. It’s a quirky, endearing trait that is guaranteed to leave you giggling. And the puzzled look on their face when they bump into something is just the icing on the comedy cake.
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The Sock Thief
OESs have an uncanny ability to find and steal socks. They’ll ferret them out from under beds, inside shoes, and even from your laundry basket. It’s a hilarious game of hide-and-seek that can leave you sock-less but laughing.
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The Big, Loving Heart
Despite all the hilarious quirks, an OES’s heart is its most endearing quality. They are affectionate, loyal, and incredibly loving. The way they nuzzle into you for a cuddle, or the joyful dance they do when you come home, melts your heart and brings a smile to your face.
So there you have it. Owning an Old English Sheepdog is a delightful journey full of laughter, love, and more dog hair than you ever thought possible. But it’s all worth it for those moments of pure joy and unconditional love. So here’s to our lovable clowns, our loyal friends, and our Old English Sheepdogs. Long may they reign in our homes and hearts!
Toledo, United States.
