It's a dogs Life

Hi guys,
People call me Seth, I am a very pround English Staffordshire bull terrier, but you can say Staffie for short. I live with my people in a nice house in Melbourne. My job is to look after my people as best as i can. This means scaring away threats like cats and loud birds. Gotta scare the delivery people too. Did i mention that im 13, yes thats right im old and grey Dad says that I look like Sean Connery with my white whiskers. My Dad is unwell so i have a full time job, sure i get to relax most of the time but im on call 24/7 its an important job that i happen to be good at. I do a lot of listening, get a lot of attention, works for both of us, not a bad life. I only walk short distances now, an energetic life wears you out and i have a bad shoulder, its a Staffie thing, it’s my pimp limp. I have been almost everywhere, the mountains, the city you name it. I am retired now, and life’s a beach! I get up, slip into my hoodie if it’s a cold day and just do my thing. Life is good!