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10 Things Dogs Hate about Their Owners [HILARIOUS]

Written by: Justin Palmer
Justin Palmer is a Certified Pet Food Nutrition Specialist and co-founder of Inspired by his rescued husky, Splash, he dedicated himself to learning about extending both the length and quality of her life. Splash lived and thrived until 18 years old, and now Justin is on a mission to share what he learned with other dog owners.Read more
| Published on September 8, 2013

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#1 Yelling at me for barking… I’M A DOG FOR DOG’S SAKE!!

#2 Taking me for a walk, but not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

#3 Blaming your farts on me…not ok!

#4 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home 🙂

#5 Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

#6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

#7 Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

#8 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… stop, just stop!

#9 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

#10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you’re just jealous.

Nevertheless, I am a dog. So I still love you!

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