If you’re the lucky owner of an Australian Shepherd, you know that life with these intelligent, energetic dogs is nothing short of an adventure. However, it also presents a unique set of hilariously relatable ‘problems’ only fellow Aussie owners could understand.
1. The Herding Hullabaloo
Aussies are herding dogs, and they won’t let you forget it. They will herd anything and everything, from kids to unsuspecting guests and even those nonchalant backyard squirrels. Going for a casual stroll? Expect to be tactically outmaneuvered by your personal shepherd.
2. The Never-ending Energy
If you think that having a five-year-old high on sugar is tiring, wait till you experience an Aussie’s energy levels. They have two modes: ‘Let’s run a marathon,’ and ‘Okay, maybe a half marathon.’ Forget about morning coffee; your Aussie will make sure you’re wide awake and ready to start the day at the crack of dawn.
3. The Hair-apocalypse
Aussies shed. A lot. Your house will have a new form of tumbleweed made entirely of dog hair. And forget about wearing black unless you want to look like a walking furball. You’ll find yourself debating if your vacuum cleaner should just stay out permanently.
4. Einstein’s Expectation
Aussies are incredibly smart, which means they’re quick learners. But it also means they’re professional problem solvers. Think you’ve dog-proofed your kitchen trash can or the backyard gate? Think again. Aussies see every boundary as a challenge waiting to be overcome.
5. The Ball Obsession
If you’ve got an Aussie, you’ve got a fetching machine. They will chase balls, frisbees, sticks – basically, anything you can throw, they will retrieve. And don’t think you can rest after a few throws. They’ll drop the ball at your feet, stare at you with those keen eyes, and wait for the next launch.
6. The Constant Companionship
Aussies love their humans and want to be with them all the time. And we mean ALL. THE. TIME. Bathroom breaks, naps, and even Zoom meetings are group activities now. The phrase “Velcro dogs” was probably coined by an Aussie owner.
7. The Bark Brigade
Aussies are vocal, to say the least. They’ve got a bark, howl, or whine for every occasion. They’ll ‘talk’ to you about their day, complain about the squirrel outside, and provide a running commentary during your favorite TV shows.
8. The Size Surprise
Contrary to what some people believe, Australian Shepherds are not small dogs. Sure, they’re not Great Dane-sized, but they’re sturdy and muscular. This can lead to quite a surprise for your guests when your Aussie decides they’re a lap dog.
Despite these hilarious ‘problems,’ life with an Australian Shepherd is filled with fun, love, and constant entertainment. Their intelligence, energy, and loving nature make them wonderful companions, and every day is an adventure. The biggest problem of all? Trying not to fall in love with the next Aussie you meet. But why resist? You know you can’t.
Toledo, United States.
