Looking for a good ice breaker to use next time you’re at the dog park? See a cute pup and want to say hi? These dog jokes and puns are im-paw-sible to resist! Keep them in your pocket for the next time you’re out and want to make peoples’ eyes roll-over! Almost guaranteed to make your friends laugh, groan, or just stop inviting you out!
Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
You might step in a poodle!
What is a dog’s favorite thing to read?
A pup – up book!
What do you call a dog who can do magic?
A Labra-cadabra-dor!
What do you call a dog outside in the winter?
A chilly-dog!
What do you call a dog outside in the summer?
A hot dog!
How can you tell that your dog needs to go on a diet?
He looks a little Husky!
A man visited a zoo that had only one animal – a dog.
It was a Shih tzu.
What kind of dog loves baths?
A shampoodle!
How did the Jack Russell feel when he went to the vet?
Terrier-fied!
What is a vegetarian dog’s favorite food?
Collie-flower!
What do you call a seagull who buzzes?
A bee-gle!
Why did the dog want a makeover?
She felt Pugly!
What kind of dog will always win a fight?
A Boxer!
Why don’t you leave a Doberman alone with your girlfriend?
He might Pinscher!
What kind of dog speaks Italian?
A Ciao Ciao!
What is a cheerleader’s favorite dog?
A Pom – Pomeranian!
What kind of dog did King Midas have?
A Golden Retriever!
Toledo, United States.
